Hey, ‘Heads Up’ guys (scuze the pun) but if you think it’s just about the few inches hanging between your legs, then the game is already well and truly over for you.

First of all, if you think that just because you can’t get a rise out of your flagpole that your sex life is over, then your sex life never really even got started. In fact, you don’t deserve to have a sex life! Stop being self-centred and sad. In the bedroom, if you go straight for penetration, then you are what all women call, a ‘Dud’! There is so much more to enjoy with a partner than simply ‘poking the bear’. The majority of great lovers spend the least amount of time with penetration. In fact, the average male only lasts approximately three minutes during penetration. So, unless your partner cums on speed dial, somebody is going to be sorely disappointed, and that doesn’t bode well, for a lasting nor a loving relationship. The secret of great lovers is to engage in the ‘pursuit of pleasure’. Not just for themselves, but equally for their partner. A huge percentage of women can’t even reach orgasm via penetration! So, why the hell are you so hung up on your dicks and not your chicks!

Sex play, aka foreplay, before penetration, along with the ability to give your partner sexual satisfaction with toys or other parts of your body, will go a long way to getting your own body in the mood. Try it, you’ll love it, and so will your partner.